Saturday, August 16, 2008

funny joke

or maybe only to me...

a tour manager, a FOH guy, and a monitors tech are all hanging at the sound board when they find an old lamp. one of them picks it up and out pops a genie. the genie will grant each one of them one wish.

the FOH guy says "man, i want be on an island with the best sound system in the world, listening to reggae, drinking cold beer, and being surrounded by 500 of the hottest 19 year old girls thirsty for sex." BOOM. wish granted, he disappears.

the monitor tech says "i want to be in the dirtiest, crappiest club in berlin, listening to minimal house, a shit ton of cocaine, and all the broken winged dismal raver goth girls in the world." BOOM. wish granted, he disappears.

the tour manager says "i want both those guys back here in ten minutes."

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